Technology Leap

I was just wondering how fast the technology is changing. How madly the world waits for the advanced versions of the existing gadgets and devices. How eagerly the tech savvy wants to get equipped with the latest products. True, necessity is the mother of invention.

So, now, I need a gadget or device or an instrument which would help me to know whether my girlfriend really loves me or not. Well, so stupid of me to even think of such a device which would measure intangible things.

OMG (really difficult to digest the fact that these kind of words are included in the oxford dictionary)…wow. I can’t believe this …just a week after my this weird thought “APPSUNG” unveils their latest product “LoveTab” which enables the users to find out how much they are loved by other people.

"First Thought: no next season for emotional attyachaar from now on".

The instrument would be widely used by all the stupid cupids to know the love of their partners. They call it “The LoveTab”. But what, if the “LoveTab” doesn’t differentiate between love and lust. Well, for the solution of this problem, all you need to do is to wait for the upgraded version of the gadget, “LoveTab 2”

The gadget has become revolutionary in the field of technology and now the users are crazy about the gadget so much that the “LoveTab 3” has got record breaking pre-bookings. For your information let me just tell you that, the latest version, "LoveTab 3” comes with “Ultra AMO LED” screen and 3D display with the technology of sensing permanent love and time pass. The latest product is an instant hit and the tech giant is raking in moolah by selling it in exorbitant prices.

Meanwhile, another breakthrough in this very technology has taken the world by storm. The HRD minister, Kapil Simple, launched the world’s cheapest LoveTab, emphasizing its need and importance for both the youth and their parents in today’s world.

After all this I thought why didn’t I wished for a device which could measure the corruption which the other person has done. May be because we don’t need that and there will be no one to buy such product. Moreover, the government, citing national interest, would rather ban such a product. The truth is that we are more interested in buying the candy floss products with the same black money because that is the necessity of today’s world. True, necessity is the mother of invention.